A friend of mine said, ‘meet us for beers after work, it’s my buddy Mat’s birthday.’
I said,’You mean, Matt?’
He said, ‘no Mat. One T. No kidding.’
‘What?!’
He said, ‘True story, his mom named him Matt, but the doctor spelt it wrong and then his mom thought it was kind of cool and unique and so left it.’
Ok.
...no wait...
Really? Who is this mom that would name her child after a floor mat?
And I may not get an A+ in spelling, but I can certainly spell Matt, or John, or Jack. And I'd certainly want to see a doctor that could too.
Just sayin....
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