This morning I decided to join a senior's bridge club.
Not because I like bridge - in fact, I've never played - but because I realized that one day I'll be a senior. Sure, maybe not for fifty more years, but the way I see it, if I start now, by then I'll be unstoppable!! I'll have such a huge edge on all the other seniors by then that I'm sure to take home the pot week after week.
So there it is - my retirement plan...spelt B-R-I-D-G-E-M-O-N-E-Y!! So tomorrow, I'm cashing in my RRSPs.
RRSPs - HA! You think that's a good retirement strategy?? No way man. Take the Two-Step-Tanya-Plan...now there's a nest egg!
Step 1: spend your money NOW.
Step 2: win it back later!
When I reach my golden years, watch out grannies! I'll be spending your grandchildren's inheritance when I clean up at the card tables over tea and crumpets!
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