Here's what happens in Canada when the Olympic men's hockey gold medal match is scheduled for the wee hours of the morning:
Alberta opens their bars early.
Saskatchewan keeps their bars open.
BC tells their bars they can open, but they can't serve alcohol.
WTF? I don't deserve this - I didn't riot. I should get to do the canadian thing too and have a beer while I watch hockey, but NNNNOOOOO...all these west coasters - these perfect hippies with their bicycles and yoga mats, and their environmentally friendly cloth bags full of organic greens, and their pent up rage - went and ruined it for everyone...
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