"Tanya, want to play squash on Tuesday?"
Sure
"K. Court time is 4:45."
Ok. So I just show up at the club and wait for you to escort me in?
"I didn't know you were in the escort business."
Well, technically you would be the escort.
"Oh ya right. I do have a guest pass for you."
Cool. See you then. Oh and Prepare For Defeat!
"You won't win. I won't go easy on you."
Nonsense. I've never even heard of an escort who wasn't easy!
:).
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